Top Ten Good Things that Can Happen In Rugby

1. All Blacks win the World Cup

2. Wellington Lions beat Canterbury

3. Hurricanes beat Canterbury

4. Anyone else beats Canterbury

5. Johnny Wilkinson breaks leg

6. Any Argentinian player looses shirt in scrum, on camera

7. Wallabies get kicked out of tournament hours before All Blacks

8. All Blacks recover from yet another WC choking by winning all their games for the next four more years.

9. Stephen Larkham plays entire 80 minutes, of any game, anywhere

10. Murray Mexted says "that winger's calling 'come inside me, come inside me'" in a TV commentary