Little Pigs Have Flown

I haven't even got to the Show yet and I'm already disappointed - there's no pig diving this year. I missed it last year because of the huge crowds and the year before because it was raining. Pigs don't dive in the rain. The diving board gets too slippery. Truly!

I even called the Show Infoline to double-check on their mysterious absence from this year's show attractions line-up, and was told by a very good natured young man that "the pigs have flown". Ha ha ha. He went on to say maybe they've ended up on a table somewhere!!!! Surely not, such talent shouldn't be ... um .. eaten. They will be missed.